I also did you the courtesy of not bothering you at your house located on you know what lake even though I wanted to.
I also did you the courtesy of not bothering you at your house located on you know what lake even though I wanted to. So, that allows me to use Garfield as an example, right?
Thanks for doing me a solid, Jim. Before I begin this post, I need to say something important. Even though the facts in this post are all true and the events unfortunately all occurred, the post itself is written in an extremely satirical style and contains quite a bit of sarcasm.
I have a bit of a problem when I meet truly egregious people who harm others.
When I tell their stories, which are very terrible, I naturally resort to satire and sarcasm just to keep my own sanity.
I do this to help suspend a little bit of the reality of a situation and also do this so I can laugh and hope that others can laugh too. The only way to survive trauma is to be able to laugh. If I wrote about these events in the dead-serious tone they deserve, you and I would be haunted.
Take my word for it, because I am haunted by these experiences. You need to be aware of these egregious situations. You need to know all about these egregious situations so you can be wise, but you do not need to have them haunt you like they haunt me.
So please realize everything in this story is factual and happened. Otherwise, I would be crying. Also, if I wrote in the dead-serious tone these posts deserve, well, this blog would be so depressing that people would have to stop reading just to protect their mental health. That is why I sometimes say outrageous things.
I am not a mean or flippant person in real life. I wanted to address the pick me dance, why it does not work, and why it may not be what you think.
What is the pick me dance? The pick me dance, when it involves one wayward spouse, a betrayed spouse, and the other person is in its basic nature an old-fashioned love triangle.
But, the pick-me dance is big problem for the betrayed spouse, regardless of the fact that the pick-me dance can indeed transmit STDs. STDs can be a physical consequence of the pick-me dance.
Unfortunately, STDs may or may not be the worst thing about it. We need to address the behavioral component of the pick-me dance and the consequences. Here is possibly the worst thing about the pick-me dance… If a betrayed spouse willingly participates in this dance, he or she is creating a dynamic that provides a wayward spouse with positive reinforcement.
However, this post addresses what happens when people willingly participate in the pick-me dance. Garfield has kindly volunteered to serve as our example.
Still copyrighted by Jim Davis Here is how it works: Let us imagine that your wayward spouse is Garfield the Cat. Garfield loves enormous amounts of food, specifically lasagna. At home, John makes epic lasagna that Garfield consumes in one gulp. This lasagna is mentioned a lot by Garfield because he loves it so much.
Imagine this… One day, Garfield smells something delicious and follows his nose. Carl has a different lasagna recipe. John makes lasagna with beef, but Carl makes tantalizing chicken lasagna with a cream sauce.Yahoo Lifestyle is your source for style, beauty, and wellness, including health, inspiring stories, and the latest fashion trends.
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